Week 4 power rankings

Well.. the season is a quarter of the way through. For your reading enjoyment I'm going to break down where your teams are at this point.. of course pretending that you don't have the Ice Pimps to worry about.

1. The Super Chargers

I ripped this team in the early season power rankings.. and I think if he had kept that team he wouldn't have faired all that well by seasons end. But.. he didn't keep that team. He got teams to bite on busts like Peyton Hillis and was able to add Desean Jackson through trades while adding a waiver gem in Eric Decker. His recievers were a weakness and now while not the best in the league they are legit. I don't trust Phillip Rivers as an every week fantasy starter and he needs to find a good flex player.. but at this point this is the best team in the league. The undefeated record can partially be attributed to a weak ass 508 points against.. but you also can't argue his points total which is the tops in the league. Can someone please give this team a challenge?

2. The Pregnant Nuns

This team started off on fire and proved me right on my projections. He stole Kenny Britt in the draft and the dude was dominating.. which made this team scary good. Now Britt is out.. and while this team is still a contender it is now coming back down to Earth. Roddy Whites targets have decreased with the addition to Jones. I'm waiting for Brandon Marshall to go nuts and he's just not. Even then.. these recievers are good enough and with a team that includes Lesean McCoy and Brees.. this team has a better shot than most.

3. The Ass Kickers

This team has had some hard luck in matchups. As I see scrubs going off on the Ice Pimps every week I always look over to the Ass Kickers and he's going through a similar thing.. and while not as bad the Ass Kickers are losing to teams and playing games that matchups wise you would think they would roll. This team is just good. Nothing amazing about it. Recievers are some of the best in the league but I look at this team and while nothing outside of Megatron scares me too much.. there really isn't a starter on this team that you can relax on. Everyone is capable of having a big week and this team should stay consistant throughout the year.

4. Dallas Texans

It's time for me to give this team a little love. Not too much because there is absolutely no depth and if one of your 3 dynamite players don't play well you are in trouble. That being said.. if Forte, Foster, and Brady stay consistant all you need is a little bit of a contribution from the rest of your team.. which they are capable of doing. Green and Burleson are capable but if you could upgrade your recievers the league could be in trouble. As it stands right now I can see you winning a round in the playoffs and having a shot.. but I don't see 3 consistant weeks in a row in this team which is what you need for the playoffs.

5. Tailchasers

This team is exactly as I thought. Capable of being great some weeks and awful some weeks. Vicks going to be injury prone.. recievers can light it up any given week but they aren't consistant. MJD hasn't been unstoppable but it's time for me to admit I made the wrong choice with Hightower over Beanie.. or maybe that's just one monster game against me that's pissing me off. If your team stays healthy you'll be in the playoffs where anything can happen.

6. Carolinacuntpunchers

I didn't like how this team was constructed at the beginning of the season.. and while you don't have the highest ranking in the world right now I'm going to say that this team is a sleeper to make a playoff run. Mcfadden has been awesome.. and IF Chris Johnson finds his game you have the best running back tandem in the league. That to go along with the Steve Smith steal in the draft gives this team a lot of potential. If Mike Williams steps up watch out.

7. Project Mayhem

I have to give this team some props on overcoming the Manning injury. He found himself (so far) a top fantasy QB off the waiver wire in Fitzpatrick.. and stole Fred Jackson in the draft. This team had a chance to make a playoff run but that took a hit with the Andre Johnson injury. I think you've got a shot to be a sleeper.. but I think with this Andre Johnson injury you could just as easily not make the playoffs.

8. Pain Train ARF ARF

This team isn't that good.. but I also don't think it's hopeless. Recievers could improve but they are good enough. If McGahee keeps it up your running backs are average.. Turner sucks for a PPR league like I told you. If Cutler or Sanchez can start putting up big numbers you could have some hope.. but otherwise while you don't really suck your not really good either.. average team that has a shot at the playoffs.. but I think you have some trade chips to improve.

9. Big ol TDs

At the start of the season I thought you drafted well and that you were a contender. Through 4 weeks you have traded yourself out of it. You traded some of your studs for some busts. Stevie Johnson is a nice player and umm.. you have a top tight end? I have a hard time seeing this team in the playoffs.

10. SHOCKERS

This team should change their name to the Aaron Rodgers. That's all you've got.. jesus Alvin. Gambled on Ocho and lost.. I guess when Miles comes back it helps.. but you have Earnest F'ing Graham in your lineup. Darren Sproles while he has been a nice waiver addition and played well.. should not be your best player. This team is done.

11. the champ

Phillip couldn't make the draft so he had a drunk 8 year old cock fighter from cambodia fill in for him. That's the only way I can explain this team.. who I hyped up before the season as the team that was going to be ready this season. Wrong.... WRONG!!